<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020789.html">Wednesday One-Liners Stimulate the Economy</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 111836 -->Tourist, loudly and proudly: They have this store at the mall!<br/><br/>--Louis Vuitton, 5th Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 107588 -->College girl: The second floor was pointless. It was, like, just furniture.<br/><br/>--Ikea, Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121953 -->Woman on cell: I&#39;m not in a store! I know what a store looks like!<br/><br/>--Tompkins Square Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126579 -->Perturbed NYU chick, about New Orleans: Hopefully I will survive there for two years. They don&#39;t have H&amp;M! Or Bloomingdale&#39;s or Anthropologie. They don&#39;t have Loehmann&#39;s...<br/><br/>--NYU Office<br/><br/>Overheard by: Melanie<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126981 -->Middle-aged guy passing clothing store with shirtless male models at front doors: Hollister? What is it, a ladies club inside?<br/><br/>--NoHo<br/><br/>Overheard by: Arielle<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 28, 2009