<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020791.html">Wednesday One-Liners Calculate the Circular Pigmented Area</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 124387 -->Coed: When my nipple-hairs pop up, that means I&#39;m done.<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ladle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 118982 -->Hobo to tiny sexy Asian girl wearing tank top on chilly day: Two nipples for a dime?<br/><br/>--9th Ave &amp; 14th St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 123013 -->Cute gay chick on cell: I am aware that it&#39;s pride month, but I still like to keep sharp objects away from my nipples. My gay forefathers did not fight at Stonewall so that I might wear body jewelry.<br/><br/>--4th Ave &amp; 11th St, Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125862 -->Mother to little boy: Those are not meant to be shown in public; nipples are private things.<br/><br/>--A Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: g-lime<br/><br/><!-- ID = 127081 -->Crazy guy, yelling: When I see my nipples in the mirror, I look away!<br/><br/>--Bedford Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Zach Rock Steady<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Oct 28, 2009