<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020818.html">...I Just Can't <i>Read</i> Yet</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 128987 -->Mother: What do you have there?<br/>Five-year-old daughter: My schedule.<br/>Mother: Do you know what class you have first?<br/>Five-year-old daughter: Mom, I'm not retarded.<br/><br/>--1 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Special K<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 1, 2009