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<!-- ID = 128602 -->Gangsta to friend: Yeah, so, she started jerkin' him off and instead of cum, man, it was blood!<br/>Friend: Oh shit, nigga!<br/>Gangsta: And then she got one of those knife sharpeners.<br/>Friend: Fuck!<br/><br/>--189th & Belmont<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 3, 2009