<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020840.html">Wednesday One-Liner Can Be Made Of Ivory, Glass, Rubber and Sometimes Wood</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 120766 -->Loud girl to friend: How the hell do you lose your vibrator?<br/><br/>--4th St &amp; 2nd Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125972 -->Guy on cell: Yeah, I&#39;m just waiting in line at Whole Foods. Still want me to bring the dildo over?<br/><br/>--Whole Foods<br/><br/><!-- ID = 127128 -->Gay man to boyfriend: I&#39;m glad we could come here and show your coworkers that we really do buy lube for our sexual adventures.<br/><br/>--The Leather Man<br/><br/>Overheard by: i don&#39;t go to sex shops with my boyfriend<br/><br/><!-- ID = 128366 -->Creepy older man on phone: Someone should really dildo her.<br/><br/>--5th Ave &amp; 58th St.<br/><br/>Overheard by: Courtney<br/><br/><!-- ID = 128383 -->Girl, loudly: Why didn&#39;t you tell me you bought lube?!<br/><br/>--Crowded NYU Elevator<br/><br/>Overheard by: S<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126357 -->Large woman to group of friends: And if someone asks a question, I just wave a dildo in front of their eyes!<br/><br/>--Brooklyn Museum<br/><br/>Overheard by: Liat<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 4, 2009