<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020841.html">Wednesday One-Liners Sock It to Me, Sock It to Me, Sock It to Me, Sock It to Me...</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 111800 -->Ghetto black woman to four-year-old son: The ice ain&#39;t gonna respect you, you gotta respect the ice, nigga.<br/><br/>--Grand Central<br/><br/>Overheard by: Steven<br/><br/><!-- ID = 117385 -->Obnoxiously loud drunk guy: I need a girl who will respect my receding hairline!<br/><br/>--Virgil&#39;s, W 44th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Check, please!<br/><br/><!-- ID = 124206 -->Thugette: I&#39;m just going to say, &quot;Look, I mean no disrespect, but go fuck yourself. I mean no disrespect, but just go fuck yourself.&quot;<br/><br/>--6 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: i mean disrespect<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125111 -->20-something guy to friend: Man, you don&#39;t understand. I really respect this broad...<br/><br/>--35th St &amp; Lexington<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 4, 2009