<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020842.html">Plant a Wednesday, Harvest One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 119778 -->Girl holding orchid: Orchids are the thinking man&#39;s rose.<br/><br/>--116th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Samantha<br/><br/><!-- ID = 123176 -->Hipster girl to hipster guy: I&#39;m telling you, these trees smell like semen.<br/><br/>--10th St b/w 1st &amp; Ave A<br/><br/>Overheard by: Libby<br/><br/><!-- ID = 128229 -->Disheveled hobo to granola-looking lady with khaki shorts, matching hat, and three-foot braided ponytail: You goin&#39; on a nature walk, baby? I&#39;d like to take a hike with you and make sweet love beside a pine tree.<br/><br/>--89th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jesse Cromer<br/><br/><!-- ID = 124676 -->20-something hipster: He face-planted into my potted plant, and then later he pissed himself.<br/><br/>--Gowanus Yacht Club, Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: big bad don<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 4, 2009