<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020843.html">Work Day One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 123367 -->Postal worker to another: Oh, no, don&#39;t worry. You do what you want. It is impossible for them to fire you, girl.<br/><br/>--Tompkins Square Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 123806 -->Mr. Big, sarcastically on cell: Is there anything else that I can do for you, honey, while I&#39;m out making a living?<br/><br/>--First Class Cabin, American Airlines<br/><br/>Overheard by: Frequent Flyer<br/><br/><!-- ID = 127776 -->Scruffy drunk hipster guy to frumpy drunk hipster girl: That&#39;s how girls touch me... at work.<br/><br/>--Cobble Hill Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 127865 -->Guy on cell: I really need to give up drugs cause, like, no one will hire me. I&#39;m gonna wait a few weeks and try to get a job at Food Emporium.<br/><br/>--Astor Place<br/><br/><!-- ID = 128216 -->20-something girl to another: See, the thing with sweatshops is, at least they have jobs.<br/><br/>--Chelsea<br/><br/>Overheard by: arielle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 128509 -->Well-dressed gay man to another: Doesn&#39;t she know the best part of her job is going through the OfficeMax catalogue to order matching office supplies? That should be the highlight of anyone&#39;s day!<br/><br/>--E Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: lk<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 4, 2009