<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020844.html">Wednesday&#39;s More Fun Than a Barrel Of One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 117717 -->20-something hipster to another, admiring long-legged blonde: How can you say you believe in evolution?! There is no way that that evolved from a monkey!<br/><br/>--1st Ave &amp; 14th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Evolutionary<br/><br/><!-- ID = 119088 -->Little boy to brother: If I were a monkey, I&#39;d take a crap on you.<br/><br/>--6 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Rebecca<br/><br/><!-- ID = 120575 -->Man on cell: Then Tim-Jim jerked him off with his feet. Only a monkey can do that!<br/><br/>--Bedford &amp; Metropolitan<br/><br/>Overheard by: theeatenpath<br/><br/><!-- ID = 117863 -->Middle aged man pushing daughter&#39;s stroller: I can&#39;t believe she got Curious George&#39;s autograph!<br/><br/>--16th St &amp; 5th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Maquaid<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 4, 2009