<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020845.html">Some Lengthy Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 119204 -->Man on cell walking dog: What? But doesn&#39;t she know how big my Johnson is?<br/><br/>--Mott Street<br/><br/>Overheard by: Erica<br/><br/><!-- ID = 120351 -->20-something male, while passing sculpture of male nude: I don&#39;t get it. If you&#39;re going to make it with a dick, why make it so small?<br/><br/>--Time Warner Center<br/><br/>Overheard by: sd<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125114 -->Short Indian man, loudly into phone: All I wanna do is make love to you tonight... with my 11-inch cock!<br/><br/>--7th Ave &amp; 35th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jenn B<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126727 -->Drunk guy, after fighting with girlfriend: How she gon&#39; be mad at me &#39;cause I got a big dick?<br/><br/>--F Train<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 4, 2009