<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020846.html">Wednesday One-Liners Grow Hair on Their Palms</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 128278 -->Preppy guy to preppy friends: So then she&#39;s throwing these nerf balls at me while I&#39;m furiously beating off on her couch...<br/><br/>--Chinatown<br/><br/><!-- ID = 124860 -->Girl: Masturbation&#39;s not really my thing, but I need to be more self-sufficient.<br/><br/>--N Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 123036 -->Angst 20-something on cell: Ya, I miss riding my bike, it made my ass look so good... Fuck! I just want to go home, smoke some weed, and masturbate.<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: kate<br/><br/><!-- ID = 123882 -->Guy: I hope this bus gets caught in a traffic jam! (looks down out of window) You may see people jacking off in their cars.<br/><br/>--MegaBus, Top Deck<br/><br/>Overheard by: EuropanGal<br/><br/><!-- ID = 128286 -->20-something girl on cell: Yeah, he&#39;s a big dork. Ya know what else he uses? Calculators. But that&#39;s just to masturbate.<br/><br/>--Macdougal &amp; 4th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Billy H.<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126619 -->Young women on cell: Oh. My. God! You will never guess who got married! (pause) The masturbator!<br/><br/>--Bryant Park<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 4, 2009