<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020847.html">Wednesday One-Liners Were Pretty Hot, Back in the Day</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 115807 -->20-something man walking into restaurant: I&#39;d never bring my grandmother here for a date!<br/><br/>--27th &amp; Lexington<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121712 -->Teen: That shit was sick! That shit was sick! I wanna go home and slap my grandmother!<br/><br/>--94th &amp; Amsterdam<br/><br/>Overheard by: Slapped her how?<br/><br/><!-- ID = 123502 -->Ghetto dude in fight with girlfriend: Your grandmother is a bitch!<br/><br/>--Murray St &amp; Church St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125159 -->Guy to friend: My grandma used to chase us around with fly swatters...<br/><br/>--Houston &amp; Allen<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 4, 2009