<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020867.html">The Adult Film Industry Will Be Happy to Guide You</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 126759 -->Cute Asian girl: I feel like I&#39;m in high school again, except the person I&#39;m dating is female and a really good kisser, and the guy I&#39;m plotting to seduce is my professor. What&#39;s wrong with my life?<br/>Friend: I think you need to either learn to live without penis, or realize that kissing men isn&#39;t scary.<br/>Cute Asian girl: Kissing women is scary too! But I happen to really enjoy kissing Christina.<br/>Friend: Okay, so if you want to do your professor so badly, don&#39;t you think he might be a good kisser too?<br/>Cute Asian girl: There are so many things you can do with a guy that don&#39;t involve kissing...<br/>Friend: Again... Get over penis or start kissing men!<br/>Cute Asian girl: It isn&#39;t that simple!<br/><br/>--Uptown 2 Train<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 7, 2009