<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020882.html">New York Only Has a <i>Couple</i> Of Ninjarinas</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 117161 -->Asian conductor to ballerina on train carrying scissors, needle and thread: You know, I could confiscate those scissors. Since 9/11 they are really strict.<br/>Ballerina: I'm just sewing my shoes, they're to cut the thread.<br/>Asian conductor: Some of us would just take them. I won't, I'm just warning you. The needle too. There is this place in the neck you could stick the needle and paralyze someone. (walks away)<br/>Ballerina's seatmate: He watches too many ninja movies.<br/><br/>--Metro North<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 9, 2009