<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020890.html">What <i>Is</i> It About a Loser in a Bandana?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 112566 -->20-something dude with lame Bret Michaels bandana: Come on babe, let me walk you home. Actually, fuck it, come over and watch a movie with me, I got some beer.<br/>Unattractive older blonde: Nah, can&#39;t, I&#39;ve got work in the morning, and I&#39;m already wasted.<br/>20-something dude with lame Bret Michaels bandana: Aw, you know I&#39;ll get you up as early as you need to get to work on time. You know I will. Plus, I&#39;m pretty drunk, but I&#39;m your cousin, so you don&#39;t even have to worry that I&#39;ll try to stick my wiener in you!<br/>Unattractive older blonde: Well, alright.<br/><br/>--Grassroots Tavern, East Village<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 10, 2009