<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020898.html">Wine and Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 113661 -->Female college student on cell: Sorry, there was an incident. She was eating string cheese, and I told her she looked like a walrus. So she tried to smack me in the face but she couldn&#39;t, and I ran into the bathroom. So she tried to hit me with the string cheese, but I was like your string cheese will get all fuzzy. So she smacked me in the face with the cheese.<br/><br/>--Penn Station<br/><br/><!-- ID = 123373 -->Girl on phone: And then I stuck a string cheese in the microwave. Yeah, in the wrapper.<br/><br/>--57th &amp; 7th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 124390 -->Sexy guy, looking at orchestra program description of movement &quot;con brio&quot;: Does that mean &quot;with cheese&quot;?<br/><br/>--Camerata Notturna Concert, W. 57th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ladle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 128551 -->Older European woman to another: She&#39;s fine with the reference to cheese. I mean, she can eat cheese, just not the real kind.<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 128225 -->Hipster: So she writes everything down in her cheese diary...<br/><br/>--Bedford &amp; 4th<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 11, 2009