<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020899.html">Wednesday One-Liners, Hosted by <a Href="http://www.rackspace.com/index.php">Rackspace</a></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 124590 -->Woman on cell: He was here for ten days and he only touched my boobs twice!<br/><br/>--Penn Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: and my girlfriend would be upset if it were 10 minutes<br/><br/><!-- ID = 124954 -->Old thug passing three fat chicks on their way to a club: Explosion of titties!<br/><br/>--Myrtle Ave, Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125368 -->Hipster barista guy: A boob is just a moisturized bag of skin, seriously!<br/><br/>--Think Coffee<br/><br/>Overheard by: its to early for this conversation<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125556 -->Full-on punk guy: Dude! Shit is so good! I just want someone to squirt tahini all over my tits!<br/><br/>--St. Mark&#39;s Place<br/><br/>Overheard by: Dahlia<br/><br/><!-- ID = 128337 -->Girl on phone: Wait! What? No! Well, I do shit a lot. But I don&#39;t want to shit my boobs away!<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 11, 2009