<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020902.html">Wednesday One-Liners, for Purely Medicinal Purposes</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 123584 -->Guy wearing a promotional cardboard to another: I think I&#39;m going to treat myself to health insurance next month.<br/><br/>--Broadway &amp; 43rd St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Maria<br/><br/><!-- ID = 107525 -->Woman on phone: My urologist wanted to stick a microscope up my urethra! (pause) No! (pause) Because it&#39;s going to hurt!<br/><br/>--Vandam St &amp; 6th Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 123774 -->20-something woman on cell: Yeah, the doctor told me not to exfoliate my labia.<br/><br/>--R Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Note to self....<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126384 -->Bartender: I gotta get sexy for my doctor tomorrow. I&#39;m gonna be like, &quot;doctor, I need you to examine me. I need you to remove my garments.&quot; Nah... I&#39;m just playin&#39;. My doctor&#39;s cute, though. For real. I&#39;m just gonna show some cleavage or somethin&#39;.<br/><br/>--Jamaica, Queens<br/><br/><!-- ID = 124314 -->Woman on phone: She wants to be a doctor. She likes it when the guts fall out. (pause) No, she wouldn&#39;t do that. She&#39;s too lazy to be a serial killer.<br/><br/>--Fox Newsroom, 6th &amp; 48th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Newsbunny<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 11, 2009