<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020903.html">Wednesday One-Liners Remember <i>elimiDATE</i> Fondly</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 122397 -->Man on cell: Yeah man, she is so not anyone that I would be willing to invest years in... I mean I don&#39;t want to have to spend my time actually working on it. I figured, hell, I kind of want to wake up next to someone a couple of days a week, so I might as well hang on through the summer. No, she has no idea...<br/><br/>--Columbus &amp; 62nd St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 123699 -->Grad student: They have this symbiotic relationship in which he does all the eating and she does all the drinking.<br/><br/>--Columbia University<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125094 -->Woman to herself: God, I asked you for a good man; not a fucking joke!<br/><br/>--Spring &amp; Hudson<br/><br/>Overheard by: Oscar Gamble<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126497 -->Firefighter to others: It&#39;s not that I have anything against commitment; I just like diversity.<br/><br/>--125th St Fairway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Just Shoppint<br/><br/><!-- ID = 127095 -->Man in shorts to another: I wouldn&#39;t date a girl with double vision, period.<br/><br/>--Williamsburg<br/><br/>Overheard by: Dr No-Eyes<br/><br/><!-- ID = 127316 -->Businesswoman to hobo: If you get back in the dating scene, I&#39;ll kill you.<br/><br/>--Houston &amp; Lafayette<br/><br/>Overheard by: Homeless guy must be hung<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 11, 2009