<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020904.html">Wednesday One-Liners Get Some Pussy</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 123086 -->Hipster chick with &quot;valley girl&quot; accent: Ya, like, ohmigod, ewwwwww... So I was reading Cosmo, and like, there was this story, about like, guys&#39; confessions, you know? And like, this random guy actually said, like, &quot;Sometimes, I rub my dick on my cat&#39;s fur, and it feels good.&quot;<br/><br/>--Washington Square Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 123386 -->10-year-old girl to another: I bet his idea of a hot girl is the crazy cat lady across the street.<br/><br/>--34th St, Astoria<br/><br/>Overheard by: Samantha<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125695 -->Woman to another: I have a friend in Belgium now--we both have cats!<br/><br/>--One World Financial Center<br/><br/>Overheard by: macgeekgrl<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126996 -->Brunette on phone: Do you want to play with your cat or do you want to play with me?<br/><br/>--60th St b/w Park &amp; Madison<br/><br/>Overheard by: Adam B.<br/><br/><!-- ID = 127118 -->20-something on cell: And when I woke up, I had no idea where I was. Then I realized I was spooning his cat.<br/><br/>--Houston &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: J Cox<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 11, 2009