<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020928.html">...To Fuck the Statuary!</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 124665 -->Crazy old hobo, holding up bags and drawing: Where&#39;s the moon? Where&#39;s the moon? If the earth is in Columbus Circle, then the moon would be on 64th and Central Park West! Come see my exhibition!<br/>Hipster teen surrounded by giggling friends: Is your exhibition inside those bags?<br/>Crazy old hobo: No, those are Michelle Obama&#39;s dresses. You want to be smart with me? Why don&#39;t you be smart and become an exhibitionist?<br/>Hipster teen surrounded by giggling friends: Do you know what "exhibitionist" means?<br/>Crazy old hobo: Of course! It&#39;s someone who goes to museums every day!<br/><br/>--1 Train<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 14, 2009