<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020955.html">Do Wednesday One-Liners <i>Amuse</i> You? Do They Exist to Make You Laugh?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 119942 -->Professor: Fat people are often funny.<br/><br/>--Baruch College<br/><br/><!-- ID = 122672 -->Girl to friend: When she OD&#39;ed on him, it was so funny!<br/><br/>--Riverdale<br/><br/>Overheard by: Caitlin<br/><br/><!-- ID = 123892 -->Ditzy-looking middle aged woman on cell: The funniest thing today with the kids! They slammed me to the door and one of them bit my arm and I drew blood! (pauses) Yeah, I know, I&#39;m going back tomorrow!<br/><br/>--F Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 124425 -->Girl: So, like my friend thought it would be funny to jump in a pool that didn&#39;t have water in it.<br/><br/>--8th St &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125716 -->Brooklyn artist: After four or five organic vodka tonics, all the ironic hairstyles in the bar start to actually be funny.<br/><br/>--Williamsburg<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 18, 2009