<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020956.html">One-Liners All Have Wednesday <i>DNA</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 126245 -->Woman on cell: And then he threw the wig and car keys at him, and to me, that says family!<br/><br/>--West Village<br/><br/>Overheard by: Kate S<br/><br/><!-- ID = 122252 -->20-something on cell: Yeah, I Rickrolled my cousin&#39;s Bar Mitzvah last night. No, he didn&#39;t get it, the sheltered little Short Hills prick.<br/><br/>--MoMA<br/><br/>Overheard by: Trevor<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126316 -->Young guy in deli to friend: So getting support from my parents is like dealing with a record label. You have to create a buzz, make it seem like you&#39;re doing something, or they don&#39;t want to be involved with you.<br/><br/>--Frank&#39;s Deli<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125243 -->Drunk girl: That&#39;s my brother! But we&#39;re both only children.<br/><br/>--Pieces Bar, Christopher St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126200 -->30-something man to 30-something woman: When are we ever going to find a time when both of our parents aren&#39;t home?<br/><br/>--7th &amp; 1st<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 18, 2009