<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020958.html">Wednesday One-Liners Paint with All the Colors Of the Wind</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 117340 -->Young guy: If I see another blue penis it would be too soon!<br/><br/>--42nd St<br/><br/>Overheard by: alecko<br/><br/><!-- ID = 116206 -->Girl on cell: She just bought a merkin... It was pink, you know, to match her hair. (pause) Would you want to rub toxic dye down there?<br/><br/>--Williamsburg<br/><br/><!-- ID = 122528 -->Girl to another: Just because he is wearing a different colored shirt, he&#39;s still the same guy.<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 124270 -->Flamboyant guy, shouting to girl in very short orange dress: I have that same orange dress in purple!<br/><br/>--South Street Seaport<br/><br/>Overheard by: Green Star<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125828 -->Mother to four-year-old wearing pink shirt and shoes: Not *everything* has to be pink, honey.<br/><br/>--Rite Aid, Carroll Gardens<br/><br/>Overheard by: Sunny<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 18, 2009