<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020960.html">You Can&#39;t Judge a Wednesday by Its One-Liner</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 117127 -->College student: This is the best Barnes &amp; Noble I&#39;ve ever seen!<br/><br/>--Borders, Time Warner Center<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121046 -->Student: So, the author of the <i>Tao Te Ching</i>, Lao-low... Fuck it, we&#39;re calling him L-train.<br/><br/>--Eugene Lang College<br/><br/>Overheard by: Harker<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125216 -->Large woman with friends: Oh, girl, I got to tell you about this book I&#39;m reading. It&#39;s off the hook! They&#39;re sending in this undercover agent, and I think it&#39;s his sister, but he&#39;s all getting ready to have sex with her!<br/><br/>--White Castle, 36th &amp; 8th<br/><br/>Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125986 -->Woman on phone: I was in Union Square, so I stopped in Barnes &amp; Noble. (pause) Nigga, I can read!<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126310 -->Little British boy: Oh my goodness, dad, look! They have books on dating. <i>How to Date?</i> is probably like, &quot;Don&#39;t take her to McDonald&#39;s!&quot;<br/><br/>--Barnes &amp; Noble<br/><br/>Overheard by: Laura<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125569 -->Tattooed artsy guy, putting hand on artsy Asian girl&#39;s shoulder: I read your book and really liked it... lotta pissing, huh?<br/><br/>--Mott &amp; Prince<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 18, 2009