<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/020961.html">Wednesday One-Liners Are Simply Scrotacular</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 126044 -->Tourist mom with mullet, trying to take a picture of cute five-year old boy: Stand by the testicles, honey. Stand by the balls!<br/><br/>--Wall Street Bull<br/><br/>Overheard by: oh tourists<br/><br/><!-- ID = 124447 -->Suit to street vendor: You spend the money and get blue balls...<br/><br/>--Astor Place<br/><br/>Overheard by: Colin<br/><br/><!-- ID = 123360 -->Guy on cell: Fucking shit! What the fuck? This fucking shit is fucking messed up! (pause) Whatever, mommy... just get me a large, it&#39;ll give me more room for my balls.<br/><br/>--97th St &amp; Madison Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125612 -->Big guy in chair on sidewalk to friend: So, I ate a pair of balls last night. Lamb balls. Hot and spicy.<br/><br/>--Heath St &amp; 231st St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Km<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126172 -->Ghetto man to Dunkin&#39; Donuts cashier: Yo, how much is da balls?<br/><br/>--W 148th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 18, 2009