<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021000.html"><em>Thin</em> Alcoholics, Though</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 60785 -->Waspy girl #1: My mom and I are in a huge fight right now.<br/>Waspy girl #2: Really? That sucks.<br/>Waspy girl #1: Yeah, especially because to punish me she&#39;s taking me shopping.<br/>Waspy girl #2: What?<br/>Waspy girl #1: We go to all these stores and she makes me try on all these clothes while she makes comments about how fat I&#39;m getting. And then she doesn&#39;t buy me anything because according to her I&#39;m a whale.<br/>Waspy girl #2: Wow.<br/>Waspy girl #1: Yeah, I know. And people wonder why Wasps tend to be such alcoholics.<br/><br/>--Metro-North Train<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 23, 2009