<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021013.html">Why Do Wednesday One-Liners Hate Freedom?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 107825 -->on halloween, a person spotted another person dressed as barack obama and begins speaking about how he likes him. Mid speech, he decides to start rapping and starts with saying &quot;being an american is cool, eat your dads asshole in a pool&quot;<br/><br/>--Grand Central Station<br/><br/><!-- ID = 108118 -->this was overheard minutes after barack obama won the presidential election.<br/>Girl outside of dorrian&#39;s smoking cigarette (in a self satisfied tone): &quot;I mean, I need to put my country before my inheritance&quot;<br/><br/>--84th St &amp; 2nd Ave<br/><br/><!-- ID = 116091 -->French man to wife: Ugh, there are so many americans here!<br/><br/>--MoMA<br/><br/>Overheard by: God Bless the NYC<br/><br/><!-- ID = 124211 -->Non-tourist girl on phone, wearing plaid bermudas while watching a group of tourists in bermuda shorts walk by: Add this right next to liking that jonas brothers song on the list of things to be ashamed of - I look like fucking middle america.<br/><br/>--Bowling Green<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 25, 2009