<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021014.html">Wednesday One-Liners Get Your Whiters Whiter!</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 116220 -->Pseudo-hippie guy, waxing poetic for his entourage: Look, there are two types of people in this world: those who shower alone, and those who shower with their lovers. And some people don&#39;t shower at all. Which I guess means... look, there are three types of people in this world.<br/><br/>--NYU<br/><br/>Overheard by: Katie<br/><br/><!-- ID = 117150 -->Gangsta white guy on cell: Remember Matt? The brown guy? Yeah, he shit on my clothes. Yeah. I tell you, when I get home, I&#39;m washing everything and taking a fucking nap.<br/><br/>--Penn Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: Ely Henry<br/><br/><!-- ID = 118923 -->Hobo: Let me get up and wash my hands! Let me get up and wash my hands! Let me get up to wash my hands! Let me get up and wash my hands! Let me get up and wash my hands! Let me get up and wash my hands!<br/><br/>--7th Ave &amp; W 38th St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 120578 -->Lone businessman running out of a building: Go get your prostate cleaned!<br/><br/>--5th Ave b/w 39th &amp; 40th St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 122364 -->Middle age woman, worriedly to friend: And I made him take a shower afterwards. Was that right?<br/><br/>--Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Miriam<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 25, 2009