<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021015.html">Wednesday One-Liners Get Kicked Off <i>American Idol</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 116358 -->Man selling storage space (to the tune of &quot;my girl&quot;): I guess you&#39;d say, what can make me feel this way? Storage, storage, storage, talking about storage. Storage!<br/><br/>--74th and Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 118800 -->if I can make it there, my ass hurts. - yankee fan singing along to new york, new york but also in pain from sitting in a seat...<br/><br/>--exiting the bleachers at yankee stadium following the first game there<br/><br/>Overheard by: Larry F<br/><br/><!-- ID = 120328 -->Modestly-dressed subway performer (singing): Look at that girl chewing her gum like she means it. My number is (ten scattered numbers) and she should call me after 7 pm when my minutes are freeeeee.<br/><br/>--The 42nd St Shuttle<br/><br/><!-- ID = 120698 -->12-year-old kid, singing: Aj has a big fro... And he has no family...<br/><br/>--7th Street &amp; 1st Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Holly<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121547 -->Dmv clerk, rapping in front of line of customers: Back that ass up and grind it on me, grind it on me...<br/><br/>--Atlantic Mall Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: Emily Rauch<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121691 -->Old man singing to the tune of &quot;all you need is love&quot;: All you need is horse shit. All you need is horse shit.<br/><br/>--Strawberry Fields<br/><br/>Overheard by: futurenewyorker<br/><br/><!-- ID = 119101 -->Nanny and #2 little girls, all holding hands crossing the street singing: &quot;I kissed a girl, and I liked it...&quot;<br/><br/>--27th and 2nd<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jessica Rubin<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 25, 2009