<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021017.html">And Now the Wednesday One-Liners Musical Interlude</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 112154 -->Guy with drum on subway car: Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the musical train. (begins to sing and play drums) I wanna hu-uhmp you. I wanna hu-uhmp you.<br/><br/>--S train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 110025 -->Hipster teen with loud headphones playing n*sync song, humming: (singing) it takes you on a ride! Feel it, when youuur body starts to rock...<br/>(two teens in the center of the subway look at each other, then start rocking their hips).<br/><br/>--Uptown 2 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Amazed<br/><br/><!-- ID = 114359 -->Man standing behind me who decided to start singing along to his ipod: &quot;you wanna get gang-fucked just to pass the time?&quot;<br/><br/>--Waiting for Queens-bound Gtrain<br/><br/>Overheard by: Didn&#39;t want to pass the time<br/><br/><!-- ID = 112683 -->Well-dressed young latino guy with ipod: (singing) &quot;billie jean is not my lover... She&#39;s just a girl who thinks that I am the one... But the kid is not my son...&quot; (talking) take that into your bleeding hearts and die in peace! ... (a little while later) pearl jam! This is for all my ladies who think they have everything. (singing) &quot;never find a better man... Never find a better man...&quot;<br/><br/>--D Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: not his lady<br/><br/><!-- ID = 114730 -->Homeless man: (singing) new york city can kiss my ass, new york city can kiss my ass, new york city can kiss my ass, and suck. My. Left. Nut.<br/><br/>--University Place<br/><br/>Overheard by: max<br/><br/><!-- ID = 115396 -->hobo with large drum brandishing long blond weave, he begins to sing...<br/>&quot;I&#39;m that baby mama, I&#39;m that baby daddy. Who dat hoochie mama? I&#39;m that baby mama!!!!!&quot;<br/><br/>--Port Authority<br/><br/>Overheard by: Alliem<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Nov 25, 2009