<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021070.html">Stop Fighting This Instant or We Will Turn These Wednesday One-Liners Around and Go Home!</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 123142 -->British tourist to misbehaving child: Do you want a smacked bottom now or the other thing when we get home?<br/><br/>--Central Park<br/><br/>Overheard by: birdw0rks<br/><br/><!-- ID = 123593 -->Mom to kid playing on shopping cart: You&#39;d better stop that, or you&#39;re going to fall and crack your head, and I&#39;m going to laugh, cuz I told you so.<br/><br/>--Grocery Store<br/><br/><!-- ID = 124278 -->Father to four-year-old son: Watch out, these people are trying to kill us.<br/><br/>--36th St &amp; 5th Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: benny<br/><br/><!-- ID = 129464 -->Guy to son who is hesitant about seat in theater: If I had been this choosy with your mom, you wouldn&#39;t be here!<br/><br/>--Park Slope, Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126934 -->Mother to daughter: I don&#39;t want to hear about your hunger pangs right now. Now turn around and look at the sea lions.<br/><br/>--Central Park Zoo<br/><br/>Overheard by: kathcom<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 2, 2009