<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021072.html">Go Back to Williamsburg, Wednesday One-Liners!</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 126872 -->Hipster: Ugh, my mom keeps forgetting to deposit my unemployment check.<br/><br/>--Williamsburg<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126377 -->Shouting hipster: I tripped over a Mexican!<br/><br/>--Spring St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Brigdh<br/><br/><!-- ID = 128952 -->Hipster girl to guy she is sitting with at the bar: I should have let you cum on my bedspread.<br/><br/>--5th Ave &amp; Bergen, Brooklyn<br/><br/><!-- ID = 129306 -->Dozing hipster, muttering in his sleep: That&#39;s what she said.<br/><br/>--G Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Sunny<br/><br/><!-- ID = 127004 -->Upset hipster chick to friends: So now that my brother&#39;s going to college,they&#39;re not going to pay my rent anymore. I told my mom, &quot;I&#39;m twenty-five, I pay all my other bills on time, I haven&#39;t done anything wrong!&quot;<br/><br/>--Union Pool, Williamsburg<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 2, 2009