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<!-- ID = 63342 -->Old man: Could you tell me where a restaurant is?<br/>Security guard: Right there (points to men's room).<br/>Old man: I don't want to shit. I want to eat.<br/><br/>--JFK Airport<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 3, 2009
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