<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021122.html">Hey, Boys and Girls, It&#39;s <i>Wednesday One-Liner</i> Time!</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 127491 -->30-something blonde in office attire on cell: You need to tell Vanessa that she can&#39;t be on the show because she&#39;s not overweight enough, and s not unattractive enough.<br/><br/>--Whole Foods Market, Chelsea<br/><br/><!-- ID = 127761 -->Syracuse University girl, going up escalator: I feel like I&#39;m in <i>Star Trek</i>! (begins humming Indiana Jones theme)<br/><br/>--Penn Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: Mickey<br/><br/><!-- ID = 127978 -->20-something gaysian: Yeah, he watches <i>Hannah Montana</i> so I don&#39;t get why he makes fun of me for watching <i>iCarly</i>!<br/><br/>--Washington Square Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 129925 -->Teen: I watched <i>I Love Lucy</i> last night. She&#39;s funny; she&#39;s like the Jim Carrey of the 1920s or something.<br/><br/>--UA School of Music and Art<br/><br/><!-- ID = 127913 -->20-something preppy kid to mother: You know, they really should have a reality show about Midtown.<br/><br/>--54th St b/w 1st &amp; 2nd Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Pedro<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 9, 2009