<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021123.html"><i>A Farewell to Wednesday One-Liners</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 128326 -->Teenage boy, explaining why he joined the Air Force: We&#39;ve been around since World War II. We fought against the Germans and sank several submarines. We also killed a whale, but that&#39;s not the point.<br/><br/>--Bard High School, Queens<br/><br/>Overheard by: Sunny<br/><br/><!-- ID = 121983 -->20-something dude to friend: Ma-fucking-rines! The Marines! Man, I&#39;ma join up, be a Marine, and go all over the world, fuck, and have babies. I&#39;ma get laid and have a baby in every country: Spain, France... even Pakistan!<br/><br/>--50th &amp; 8th<br/><br/>Overheard by: camillia*<br/><br/><!-- ID = 129424 -->Little boy in army fatigues hiding behind fallen tree: Pow! Pow! Look, mommy! It&#39;s the Battle of the Bulge!<br/><br/>--St. Mark&#39;s<br/><br/><!-- ID = 129964 -->Lady with Russian accent to salesperson in outerwear section: I don&#39;t like the style, it&#39;s not feminine. It&#39;s like for soldiers, or Chinese people.<br/><br/>--Lord &amp; Taylor, 39th St<br/><br/>Overheard by: mira<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126190 -->Off-duty MTA worker to another: Britain? Whatever man, we beat they ass with... muskets and shit!<br/><br/>--6 Train<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 9, 2009