<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021179.html">Wednesday One-Liners Star in <i>P.S. - I Lavatory You</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 129809 -->Guy, rushing into room: Guys, come here. I need a witness in the bathroom right now.<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126024 -->Screaming Latino stepping into urinal: Ah! Ah! Ah! Sorry y&#39;all, I just got dem crabs, so it hurts when it comes out.<br/><br/>--South Ferry<br/><br/><!-- ID = 129157 -->Voice from cubicle emitting diarrhea sounds the day after Yom Kippur: Ugh, Jewish holidays.<br/><br/>--Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 124802 -->Woman coming out of bathroom: I just heard the woman in the stall next to me say, &quot;I love my ample taint.&quot;<br/><br/>--Astoria<br/><br/>Overheard by: Alison R<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 16, 2009