<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021209.html">God's Only-Begotten Son</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 58398 -->Little boy: Dad, can I try to fix your watch?<br/>Dad: Wait until we get home.<br/>Little boy, crying: You don't trust me with anything!<br/>Dad: No, it's not that I don't trust you, it's just that fixing a watch is very hard. Not even David Blaine can replace a tiny screw on a crowded stretch of Broadway.<br/>Little boy: Who's David Blaine?<br/><br/>--Broadway & Prince<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 19, 2009