<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021241.html">Anatomically-Correct Wednesday One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 129440 -->Serious guy to another: See these hands? These are my bread and butter!<br/><br/>--Brooklyn Bridge<br/><br/>Overheard by: Hi-D<br/><br/><!-- ID = 128567 -->Well-dressed 25-year-old on phone: Yes. (pause) Please spare me the placenta. (pause) Okay, well, as long as it&#39;s clean.<br/><br/>--Key Foods<br/><br/><!-- ID = 128950 -->Woman on cell: So, she doesn&#39;t think her body is going to be ready by then?<br/><br/>--32nd &amp; Park Ave<br/><br/>Overheard by: Publius<br/><br/><!-- ID = 129005 -->Man on cell: I wish I could just take my legs off. That would be so much easier.<br/><br/>--45th St &amp; Ave of the Americas<br/><br/><!-- ID = 129422 -->Loud chick: Yeah, I&#39;m still taking French classes. Last week we did commands, and this week we&#39;re learning, like, body parts.<br/><br/>--Hudson St<br/><br/>Overheard by: Harriet Vane<br/><br/><!-- ID = 129541 -->20-something girl on cell: But I have several heads...<br/><br/>--Metro-North Rail<br/><br/><!-- ID = 129419 -->Three-year-old boy to punk girl in black fishnets, as he pokes though holes: Um... why is your legs trapped?<br/><br/>--Thompkins Square Park<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 23, 2009