<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021279.html">Are You Fucking With Me, Ma&#39;am?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 131432 -->Animated blonde salesgirl: If you get the apple pomegranate body butter...<br/>Weary brunette: I only see the display.<br/>Animated blonde salesgirl: We have more in the back. Okay, well, if you get two or more products from the bath line, like this and our shower gel, you get a free bathtub!<br/>Weary brunette: Huh? <br/>(animated blonde salesgirl points to a little plastic bathtub)<br/>Weary brunette: That&#39;s... tiny. Like, I love the scent but I&#39;m afraid I don&#39;t have any kittens or fetuses to bathe in that tiny tiny tub.<br/><br/>--Sephora, Times Square<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 28, 2009