<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021290.html"><i>It&#39;s the Great Wednesday One-Liner, Charlie Brown</i></a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 124901 -->Subway girl in Halloween costume: I was thinking about going as Rosie the Riveter, but, like, girly Rosie the Riveter. In shorts.<br/><br/>--A Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 129962 -->Trying-to-be-hip mom: What are vampires wearing this season?<br/><br/>--Halloween Adventure<br/><br/><!-- ID = 130710 -->Group of kids in costume, chanting: We want more candy! We want more candy! No more apples! No more apples!<br/><br/>--35th Ave &amp; 29th St, Astoria<br/><br/>Overheard by: kathcom<br/><br/><!-- ID = 130712 -->Man dressed up as Michael Jackson on Halloween: I&#39;m the King of pop, man! I&#39;ll touch your children! I&#39;ll hang your baby off a balcony!<br/><br/>--Downtown 6 Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 130727 -->Late-night Halloween-reveler man with dirty cotton beard: I&#39;m Santa. I&#39;m drunk and I&#39;m angry. Fuck balls. Reindeer balls.<br/><br/>--Downtown 6 train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 130742 -->Guy dressed as Billy Mays, in loud infomercial voice: Billy Mays here! Sick and tired of waiting for NJ Transit? Next time, drive! For the low, low price of $20 per toll! Just $4.69 per gallon!<br/><br/>--NJ Transit<br/><br/>Overheard by: J. Ra<br/><br/><!-- ID = 130724 -->Old man to another, about Halloween: I love young girls who dress up like pussies.<br/><br/>--Soho<br/><br/>Overheard by: Edan<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Dec 30, 2009