<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021347.html">Wednesday One-Liners, Approximately</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 104905 -->Woman: Well, I still remember that 5,820 feet is a mile, 36 feet is a yard...<br/><br/>--Grand Central Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: People are wrong.<br/><br/><!-- ID = 106301 -->Girl, looking at guy: If I give you five dollars, will you grow a foot long?<br/><br/>--6 Train<br/><br/>Overheard by: Jeggy<br/><br/><!-- ID = 130818 -->5th-grader to table full of friends: Attention everyone. I have finally reached five feet!<br/><br/>--Cafeteria, Private School<br/><br/>Overheard by: Maddy<br/><br/><!-- ID = 130961 -->Guy on cell: Holy shit! Hello Kitty is taller than me!<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 129930 -->Chubby 20-something guy, feeding chips to chubby 20-something girlfriend while making airplane and spaceship noises: The exhaust port is only two meters wide!<br/><br/>--1 Train<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 6, 2010