<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021353.html">Wednesday Will Punch You Right in the One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 128908 -->Man: I got beat up a lot in high school. It made me a better person.<br/><br/>--College of Staten Island<br/><br/>Overheard by: Incredibly Amused<br/><br/><!-- ID = 129722 -->Little boy: You best lay the smackdown on that hoe!<br/><br/>--Times Square<br/><br/><!-- ID = 129836 -->Student: I don&#39;t get why everyone is making such a big deal about Chris Brown hitting Rihanna, it&#39;s not like he&#39;s the first man to ever hit a girl. Get over it, world!<br/><br/>--Manhattan College, Riverdale, The Bronx<br/><br/>Overheard by: Stephen<br/><br/><!-- ID = 130832 -->Girl on cell outside beauty salon: If I didn&#39;t have things to do tonight, I would totally just slap the crap out of that girl. Seriously.<br/><br/>--Brooklyn<br/><br/>Overheard by: maybe tomorrow, then?<br/><br/><!-- ID = 130500 -->Woman on cell: I went through this with my daughter this morning. (pause) Yeah, okay, you can hit me, but you can&#39;t hit anybody else.<br/><br/>--Cookshop Restaurant<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Jan 6, 2010