<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021555.html">Wednesday One-Liners Are What <i>She</i> Said</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 129749 -->Conductor: Please stop holding my doors open in the back! (pause, no change) Stop pushing open my doors in the back! (pause, no change) Hey, I don&#39;t want no more people squeezing through my openings in the back, okay?<br/><br/>--Q Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126876 -->Overexcited tourist dad to little girls: Alright, Jade*, blow the bubbles towards Leah*. Yes, towards her, like facing each other, so I can take a picture... When I tell you, okay? Perfect. Okay, now blow each other. <br/><br/>--Liberty Park<br/><br/><!-- ID = 129671 -->Suit: Well, it&#39;s not very large by adult standards, but it&#39;s big for what it is.<br/><br/>--Queens<br/><br/><!-- ID = 130300 -->Male office worker: My drawers are getting tight already.<br/><br/>--Broadway<br/><br/><!-- ID = 127914 -->Old woman: Would you like to give a donation to help feed our pussies?<br/><br/>--PETCO, Union Square<br/><br/>Overheard by: Lex<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 3, 2010