<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021556.html">Wednesdays Pad Their One-Liners</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 129338 -->Football player on razor scooter, chasing shirtless theater major: I&#39;ll get you my pretty... And your little dick too!<br/><br/>--Wagner College<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125925 -->Girl, looking at long ladies bathroom queue: At times like these, I wish women had dicks.<br/><br/>--Winter Garden Theatre<br/><br/><!-- ID = 130367 -->Slightly drunk man: I feel like someone just shut a door on my dick.<br/><br/>--Park Slope<br/><br/>Overheard by: Sunny<br/><br/><!-- ID = 130078 -->Hooker to pimp: I had to suck his dick in front of everyone!<br/><br/>--Outside Penn Station<br/><br/>Overheard by: David<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 3, 2010