<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021557.html">The Pot Calling the Kettle "Wednesday One-Liner"</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 123440 -->Guy blocking overcrowded subway car to elderly woman trying to squeeze by: Hey! You could say &quot;excuse me!&quot;<br/><br/>--Uptown N Train<br/><br/><!-- ID = 124168 -->Woman, eating falafel: I&#39;m trying to stay away from fried foods.<br/><br/>--40th St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126655 -->Five foot, 250-pound woman to friend: Wow! That girl in front of us is fat!<br/><br/>--42nd &amp; 8th<br/><br/><!-- ID = 129518 -->Man on cell: Maybe you&#39;re the one with the fucking anger problem! Dick!<br/><br/>--Outside The Met<br/><br/>Overheard by: Yellow!<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 3, 2010