<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021568.html">Isn&#39;t That What Divorce Court <i>Is</i>?</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 131346 -->Blazed girl #1: So what I&#39;m saying is: 50% of American marriages end in divorce and the other 50% end in death.<br/>Blazed girl #2: There&#39;s no other way for them to end?<br/>Blazed girl #3: Oh, I forgot: 1% of American marriages end in sending your husband to the moon.<br/>Blazed girl #2: No seriously, there must be some other way.<br/>Blazed girl #3: Oh, yes: 2% of American marriages end in feeding your husband to a whale. He&#39;s still alive, but he&#39;s inside a whale, so you&#39;re not married.<br/>Blazed girl #2: But what about if you go to a foreign country and you&#39;re still married to your husband but you, like, marry all the other guys you want?<br/>Blazed girl #4: Well, you&#39;re still married. Also, there&#39;s no country where that&#39;s legal. So, no.<br/>Blazed girl #3: Oh, I forgot: 1.5% of American marriages end in putting your husband in a glass box, like in a cage. And watching him do tricks.<br/><br/>--86 Bus<br/><br/>Overheard by: I like Blazed Girl #3<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 5, 2010