<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021596.html">...And <i>You</i> Say I Always Forget Our Anniversary!</a></b><br/>
<!-- ID = 133031 -->Annoyed wife: Why is there toast in my purse?<br/>Clueless husband: It's not toast, it's a cracker.<br/><br/>--FAO Schwartz<br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 9, 2010