<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021601.html">If Everybody You Meet Is a Wednesday One-Liner, Check the Mirror</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 119307 -->Guy to friend: Yeah, Eric&#39;s an asshole, but he&#39;s like... my asshole.<br/><br/>--11th &amp; Broadway<br/><br/>Overheard by: Z<br/><br/><!-- ID = 118189 -->Man on cell: I enjoy sucking the wind out of assholes.<br/><br/>--Brooklyn Public House<br/><br/>Overheard by: In fairness, the conversation was about verbal bullies<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126705 -->Girl: Wow, my asshole has just been all sorts of evil all day, I shat in four different bathrooms on this floor and the one up, so I wouldn&#39;t suffer alone. I shared its wrath. Is that wrong?<br/><br/>--Office, Midtown<br/><br/><!-- ID = 129292 -->Loud dude: My asshole is really fucking itchy!<br/><br/>--Bronx High School of Science<br/><br/>Overheard by: urbanadventurer<br/><br/><!-- ID = 126777 -->Crazy hobo: Attention everyone! You&#39;re all assholes! Stupid assholes!!<br/><br/>--Park Row, near Brooklyn Bridge<br/><br/>Overheard by: Hollister<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 10, 2010