<b><a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021603.html">Wednesday One-Liners Go Animal Crackers</a></b><br/> <!-- ID = 122653 -->Burly father to daughter, passing grizzly bears: I have no compassion for stuffed animals.<br/><br/>--Bronx Zoo<br/><br/>Overheard by: Tarah<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125762 -->Guy to friend: I&#39;m totally going to try to hook up with a dolphin when I&#39;m in Cozumel.<br/><br/>--St. Mark&#39;s &amp; 3rd<br/><br/><!-- ID = 129294 -->Girl: I would love to have sex with a cheetah!<br/><br/>--Bronx High School of Science<br/><br/>Overheard by: urbanadventurer<br/><br/><!-- ID = 129433 -->Girl carrying reindeer head on bicycle rickshaw: It&#39;s not a moose head, it&#39;s a reindeer!<br/><br/>--4th Ave &amp; 3rd St<br/><br/><!-- ID = 125375 -->Woman on cell: So are you still dating the tortoise man? (pause) So is this a good or bad thing?<br/><br/>--Bergen &amp; Court<br/><br/>Overheard by: Staying away from the herpetarium<br/><br/><br/>via <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/">Overheard in New York</a>, Feb 10, 2010